Johnny Depp, the "chocolate actor," becomes the "chocolate stock holder"

Here is a gossip piece from the small Norwegian paper, Stavanger Aftenblad by Arnt Olav Klippenberg, 5/22/09I have translated it into English:"The director of the Egersund Chokoladefabrikk company, Leif Broch, has released the following statement. 'My estimable wife Eva Ohnstad Broch has advised me to present a brilliant idea to Egersund. "As the CEO, it would be just splendid if you could invite, or, if the stock holders allow it, send a letter to the prominent chocolate actor Mr. Johnny Depp. He has three chocolate films, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory , Chocolat, and One Taste is Never Enough: The Pleasures of Chocolat ."'Broch offers to purchase stocks in the name of Mr. Johnny Depp, as long as it doesn't become common knowledge, he says.Here is the stock offering now being sent to chocolate movie star Johnny Depp."

updated by @casey: 04/18/15 06:12:48AM