Searching for quotes/anecdotes/myths/poems about chocolate

Hi chocolate friends,I'd appreciate hearing from you if you have any of the above (quotes, etc) about chocolate to share. I love hearing many different voices speaking of their love of chocolate in a multitude of ways. I will lovingly compile them and eventually post them here (include name of person who wrote the quote, poem, etc).Thanks so much.Jamie
updated by @jamie-jeffries: 04/12/15 12:39:44AM

Saw this on a greeting card a while back:"Screw love! I want to fall in chocolate!"

Uh! Another one:"One of life's mysteries is how a two pound box of chocolate can make a woman gain 5 pounds?"

Not a quote or poem, but still nice. My favourite picture is Erika Oller's: "Happily dying of chocolate"

Thank you. The drawing of the woman really captures the whole "death by chocolate" feeling.J

Hey! I'd never thought of that before...why do I gain 5 pounds when I only ate 2 pounds of chocolate? It doesn't seem fair, does it?

Save the earth, it's the only planet with chocolate.

Thanx, Mark.. I love your quote. Ain't it the truth!